(the introduction)
first of all, let me start this lesson by saying going down on a woman should not have a time limit. unless unless, yall made a bet and she said you couldn't do it for so many minutes long. you see, its no braud going bet me no bet like that, we would fuck around and have a eating pussy marathon. i love a challenge. anywho, this is not about me.
i can tell you what i've heard, but i rather tell you what i know and what i know is eating pussy should be a art, like painting a picture. the only difference is your tongue is the brush and her twat is the canvas. you want to think of it as you using your tongue to paint a masterpiece. you have to want to eat the pussy. if you dont, dont do it. dont waste her time. but please believe, if she run into a cat like the old me, talking like i'm talking now, its a wrap. its no such thing as a woman who dont like her pussy ate. the problem is, she hasnt had it done right. thats where i come in. just kidding. that where my words that i'm speaking come into to play. some will tell you to eat until she cum, i eat until i'm tired of eating or tired of fighting to stay in between her legs because she cant handle me down there no more. (with her punk ass) if i didn’t take what i say so seriously, i wouldnt say it or share it. the late Barry white wrote a song that i strongly live by, "practice what you preach". but thats another story. real talk, lets get serious. with this being the first lesson to eating pussy, we need to know that before we put our mouth on anything, we should inspect it first. you would never see a person sit down at the table and eat a plate of food with they eyes close. the same thing applies here. know that when eating pussy, it is ok NOT to turn the light down or off. I've seen enough pictures while giving sex education classes to the single soldiers while stationed at Stewart as the single soldier NCO to know that there are some things out there that I just don't want, and you don't want it either. I tell cats while doing their inspection of the pussy, you are looking for a sign of chicken pops. I call them chicken pops. you can call them what ever you want. but if you see chicken pops on the inside of the lips or on top of each other connecting, it might be a problem. you want to start asking, why is this hair bump looking like five or six bumps in one. or why are there chicken pops in there. you have to ask these questions. I'm telling, I see cats come in my store everyday with chicken pops on they lips that I see for a week, then I don't see no more. then I see them again. and putting Vaseline on your lips only bring more attention to the chicken pops. not a good look at all. what I do when I'm about to eat some pie, I spread the lips and blow air at the same time while I'm checking for whatever might not be right. if the smell is not right down there, just like food that you eat, if it smells bad, you don't eat it. you can't eat this pussy either. as well, you need to tell her, something is not right down there. I sale douches all day long at my store and not once have I seen one with a scent of tart. (tart=something dead smell) ok, so we looking for chicken pops, checking the smell, the last thing you want to take in consideration is what does it look like. what is the appearance. if it looks like she never shaved a day in her life and no sign of a trim, we might have a problem. you don't want to eat no pussy from a chic that has a full blown out afro in between her legs. how can you see your target with all that hair. you can't, ok you can. but you got to damn near fight the hair to get to it. you let her know, you are going to have cut this. either a bald cat or even a Caesar. hell, she can even have a mohawk, but a afro is so 1970 and its not 1970.